Survival of the drunkest…..

Okay, well I guess while being in the varsity chapter of one’s life……A LOT HAPPENS!!! And I do mean A LOT!! Aside from that I think I’ve found it quite entertaining and confusing to some extent so far, here you are being given a decent chance to model out your intended path in life or fuck it up if during the way your mental strength gets tainted and clouded up by some rain-forest-like storm of problems and….HANGOVERS. Oh yes and there’s that guy…ALCOHOL.

A lot of alcohol has been consumed so far, thank you very much, and a lot yet to be divulged in. What I tend to think about this being? That I leave to the gods, of course excessive indulging in one go does have one and only one effect, you delve into a realm of unknown…a certain limbo between two very parallel yet different worlds–it’s also known as a KO a complete and utter blackout from reality, you just stay or lie there motionless and lifeless to some extent as your liver together with your kidneys join forces doing some insane cardio trying to rid your innards of the alcohol. You then wake up after some few hours-well a number of hours-with some miasma of a hangover and you hate yourself at that moment and ask yourself-WHY???? Only a few can then brace themselves for round 2 with the beast and it rarely goes quite well, do that and -“utachoma picha”- that is getting too drunk for sanity and reality and you end up causing quite a hilarious scene !!!! Hehe…

With all that here’s what I generally came to conclude about liquor:

>> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest ones and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, general consumption of wine and beer eliminates the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The results of this epidemiological verifies and validates the casual link between all-weekend parties and engineering performance. With that I came to conclude that those who leave university and end up getting married find it hard to keep up with the performance of new graduates. Only those few that stick to the regimen of voracious alcohol consumption can maintain the intellectual levels they achieved during their university years. So, this is, and should be a call to arms. We shall not and shouldn’t shudder in our homes! Get back into the bars! Chug that beer! Drink that wine! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn’t deny yourself that career you should have! <<

That’s all, CHEERS!!!

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